Meh.

mishasminions:

loki-cat:

TONY, YOUR SPOUSES ARE NOT AMUSED

Your spouses

(Source: the-listening, via glow-stick-0f-destiny)

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teffy:

knitmeapony:

god-of-gold:

drneverland:

Best underreaction ever.

That guy needs his own movie.

In my headcanon, Bruce mentioned this to Nick Fury, and Nick immediately sent Maria Hill out to hire him.   He’s the night watchman, runs the cameras and patrols the halls of one of SHIELD’s front companies, over one of their most important top secret facilities.  The guy doesn’t know what he’s sitting on, of course, but he’s unflappable and unfailingly sensible and sees the facility through every weird situation with the same patient attitude.

Bruce appreciates him and always makes sure to stop by the desk when he’s nearby, ask about the guy’s wife and kids and grandkids.  He gets invited to Thanksgiving and the missus keeps trying to set him up with their daughter.

When Steve meets him, they swap war stories and instantly become BFFs, and sometimes Steve comes by during the guy’s shift with classic diner food and they play Gin for a couple hours over burgers or soup or meatloaf with mashed potatoes and Coca-Cola in glass bottles.

Thor loves to hear the guy tell stories, and believes him the skald of SHIELD.

(Source: avengerswag, via violetflame945)

arachnified:

- glados tells it like it is

and yeah it was really imperative that i download photoshop so i could create these ~masterpieces

(Source: lonelybuzzard)

stupid-lemon-eater:

#Thor #Loki #Sleipnir #family trip

(via laughcentre)

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

(via violetflame945)

kissoflye:

so you know at the end of Avengers… by *Go-Devil-Dante

I was. I was thinking it.

(Source: jenstiel, via laughcentre)

prancinglucius:

kelli-leigh-o:

Chris Evans helping clean up even though he doesn’t have to because he’s the lead fucking actor

He truly is captain america, isn’t he?

Chris Evans, why do you set the bar so high?

that’s adorably sweet tho

(via abeleldinosaurio)

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

New head-canon.

(via blueinthefaceangel)