Meh.

stopblowingholesinmyship:

skijumpsally:

Just enjoy

Immensely. 

All this gives me is incredibly dirty thoughts. Like…so much….

(Source: lordspock, via rocktoberfest)

onac911:

Loki put that back

people requested for loki and Thor shopping at a supermarket

(via rocktoberfest)

journeyingintomystery:

philliptunalunatique:

titinnabulation:

you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:

sailorscoot:

causeallidoisdance:

Best picture on the internet. 

omfg

you go kuzco

K-U-Z-C-O! KUZCO KUZCO, GO GO!

“Let me guess, you have a great personality…:

(Source: daisura, via groovyreturns)

maverikloki:

cuncumberbatch:

a-mad-girl-with-a-blog:

sebmoran:

mangocianamarch:

seethisthroughandleave:

adhfdofdfdlfidlfdlflj….when he rolls his eyes :P

OMG I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE HE ROLLED HIS EYES DAHELL LOKI DAT SASS

rightful king of sassgard.

OMG I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD

KING OF SASSGARD

LOKI, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID.

(Source: gorgeousanon, via violetflame945)

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

(Source: jillypooh, via obamallamatime)

arachnified:

- glados tells it like it is

and yeah it was really imperative that i download photoshop so i could create these ~masterpieces

(Source: lonelybuzzard)

youalwaysfollowthehose:

magesmagesmages:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

fuzzy-paint:

#OKAY SO THERE IS REASON WHY THIS THE BEST #AND IT’S NOT LOKI’S DRY DAMN #OR THOR’S YAY I GET TO HIT SOMETHING!!EIGHTCAPITALD GRIN #(THO BOTH ARE AWESOME) #IT’S THE MYTHOLOGY #SO THERE’S THIS FROST GIANT ÞRYMR #BUT I AM LAZY SO THRYM #OKAY SO THRYM STEALS THOR’S HAMMER MJOLLNIR AND DEMANDS FOR IT’S RETURN FREYJA #(FREYJA BEING THE GODDESS OF LOVE BEAUTY AND SEX - HER CHARIOT IS PULLED BY CATS Y’ALL - NO JOKE) #SO THOR IS ALL SO FREYJA… #AND FREYJA IS LIKE HAHA FUCK YOU NO #SO LOKI COMES UP WITH AN AWESOME PLAN #THEY DRESS THOR UP AS A BRIDE AND LOKI AS HIS BRIDESMAID AND SAY HE’S FREYJA #SO THERE’S A RECEPTION AND THOR IS… THOR #SO HE EATS A WHOLE OX #AND LOKI IS LIKE UH FREYJA WAS SO EXCITED TO MARRY YOU SHE DIDN’T EAT FOR A WEEK! #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #AND THEN THOR WASHES IT DOWN WITH LIKE A KEG OF MEAD #AND LOKI IS LIKE NO SERIOUSLY SHE WAS SUPER EXCITED TO MARRY YOU #SO THEN THRYM LIFTS THOR’S VEIL SO HE CAN GET SOME OF THAT #AND IS LIKE HOLY CRAP DOES LIKE BEAUTY TRANSLATE DIFFERENT IN JOTNAR OR SOMETHING BECAUSE… DUDE #AND LOKI IS LIKE EXCITED. TOTALLY EXCITED. DIDN’T SLEEP FOR A WEEK. #TOTALLY FREYJA #TOTALLY #AND THRYM IS LIKE… SOUNDS LEGIT #SO THEN THRYM GETS THE HAMMER IS LIKE YES BECAUSE THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT AND THIS IS TOTALLY FREYJA HERE IS THOR’S HAMMER #AND THOR IS LIKE WHY THANK YOU DEAR AND KICKS SOME ASS #AND THAT’S WHY THIS IS THE BEST #MR. BRANNAGH SIR I SALUTE YOU

that is the best telling of that story I have ever heard

You know, I have taught English in high schools for six years, and I’ve never seen someone summarise a story as masterfully as that person did in tags.

WELL DONE.

I remember reading this story when I was a kid. I always loved it and those tags have just made it ten times better.

That tag!

(via glow-stick-0f-destiny)

stupid-lemon-eater:

#Thor #Loki #Sleipnir #family trip

(via laughcentre)

kissoflye:

so you know at the end of Avengers… by *Go-Devil-Dante

I was. I was thinking it.

(Source: jenstiel, via laughcentre)