Meh. |
Procrastinator. Artist. Writer. An eclectic collection of things. Kittens, sensual BDSM, fandoms, stupid jokes, art and feminism. |
| Interviewer: | How do you feel to be returning to active HIM duty after a long break? |
| Burton: | I feel fantastic and recharged. Why? Because I spent the break under palm trees on my private island with inspiring company and lots of piña coladas. I read a lot, and finished my concerto for two bagpipes and accordion. I played Chopin's mazurkas, skydived, started a delightful correspondence with the Dalai Lama and learned some Latin and Greek. Also of course I practised yoga and meditation with my guru Ashmiparavatidiapam. When I had some extra free time, I trained for an upcoming half-triathlon in Fiji and pondered this mystery: does a long fart feel something like an earthquake for your threadworms? So I'm totally prepared for the touring. I'm telling you the truth and only the truth here. |
Omfg.
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
Funny AND I can justify putting it on my pr0n blog! Hurrah!
OHMYGOD
WHAT
ei canot brtethe osdhafr
OMFG
(Source: wanderingcynic, via emeralddawn13)
Your plan has now been foiled. MWAHAHA
MATH HUMOR IS THE BEST.
I hate everything
(via forkflinger)
my favorite HIM song is that song that talks about love and death and sad stuff
(via heartagramlovers)
THIS IS MY DAILY FUCKING LIFE. HERB. HERRRRRRRRRB. IF A MAN IS CALLED HERBERT YOU DO NOT CALL HIM ERBERT. ‘HEY, ERB, THE FOOTBALL’S ON’. NO. I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT.
AUGH AMERICA WHY.
BECAUSE.
(Source: helvetios)
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
(Source: tatermo, via neverwhere-shesays-sheis)
Emerging Danish ceramicist Maria Rubinke blends the childlike and innocent with the grotesque in her sculptural work, creating...
Coat, Date: first quarter 20th century Culture: Albanian Medium: wool, metal, silk, cotton | THE MET