An eclectic collection of things.
Kittens, sensual BDSM, fandoms,
stupid jokes, art and feminism.
|Interviewer:||How do you feel to be returning to active HIM duty after a long break?|
|Burton:||I feel fantastic and recharged. Why? Because I spent the break under palm trees on my private island with inspiring company and lots of piña coladas. I read a lot, and finished my concerto for two bagpipes and accordion. I played Chopin's mazurkas, skydived, started a delightful correspondence with the Dalai Lama and learned some Latin and Greek. Also of course I practised yoga and meditation with my guru Ashmiparavatidiapam. When I had some extra free time, I trained for an upcoming half-triathlon in Fiji and pondered this mystery: does a long fart feel something like an earthquake for your threadworms? So I'm totally prepared for the touring. I'm telling you the truth and only the truth here.|